[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond
So far: 6
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.(THERES GOTTA BE A WAY)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (S:IHNSDIHBSDGB:NDG)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit. (i am my own demise, (deep as fuck))
so far: 7
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: 9
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[xxxxxx] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
so far: 12
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (LMAO LEAVE ME ALONE GOSHHH!!)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[xxxxx] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 15
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[xxxx] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
so far: 18
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 21
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am 63% Insane"